How does one begin to describe ATALH? Paladin ( Pal: call him Pally and you might up in the sewers or pits under the hotel, you have been warned ) Lawrence Sontheimer is a bellman. He will help you with your bags and to your room. Be SURE to tip him well. He can make your stay delightful and can guide you where to go to get a tour of the hotel. He might be waiting just in front of the lobby or you can page him from the front desk.
Payment for your room can be in the form of a song and dance ( but only if you sing on key and can dance a mean jig ). Attempting to pay with an arm or a leg is discouraged. Though vets who check in and have already given an arm or a leg in service to our country have already paid and are welcome guests. Enjoy your stay and please return soon!